Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Will you play golf with me at Carnoustie or St. Andrews? Are either of those places anywhere near where you live? I assume I'll need you to translate so I can understand my caddie!
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Wacky, when I come to Scotland
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I've never played golf in my life and I have agrophobia.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Oh. Well how far is Carnoustie and/or St. Andrew's from your house?
Laker_Girl
Mrs. Big Dick McGee
^YOU? I can't imagine.
Anyhoo, don't worry Wacky, by the time BDM gets to Scotland to play golf he and I will be married and we'll fly there on our monkeys with wings.
Only kidding.
Anyhoo, don't worry Wacky, by the time BDM gets to Scotland to play golf he and I will be married and we'll fly there on our monkeys with wings.
Only kidding.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
You mean we're not going to get married and breed flying monkeys??
Way to crush a man's dream, baby.
Way to crush a man's dream, baby.
Laker_Girl
Mrs. Big Dick McGee
Don't be sad, I'm not marriage material...clearly.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
You're not only marriage material, you're marriage, motherhood, grandmotherhood, and MILF material as well!
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
It's always the children what suffer....
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
St Andrew's is actually near where my sister lives (about two hour's drive away...I think. Haven't been for a while. LOL!) Carnoustie? I MUST FIND AN ATLAS...
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Carnoustie says "Famous Golf Town" on the highway signs. Really. You could look it up. I'M DYING TO KNOW HOW FAR CARNOUSTIE IS FROM YOUR HOME, IN EXACT KILOMETERS!
Just tell me your address and I'll come and murder you!
Um, wait, I mean, I'll "Mapquest" you. Not "murder". Just a typo.
Just tell me your address and I'll come and murder you!
Um, wait, I mean, I'll "Mapquest" you. Not "murder". Just a typo.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
But it is the size of Rhode Island. Duh. I mean, The United states is like seven inches on my map, Scotland is like an inch and a half! Duh, learn cartography, why don't you!
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
I want to go to England.
I have a laundry list of things to do:
*Visit Stonehenge.
*Look up Alan Moore.
*Tea and crumpets with Rowan Atkinson.
*Sleepover at JK Rowling's.
*Pick a fight with somebody who has teeth worse than mine.
*Sunbathe nude with Wallace & Gromit.
*Take the Jack the Ripper tour. Buy the t-shirt.
GOD SAVE TEH QUEEN!
Then, I'm going to Scotland, and I will wear a kilt again - BECAUSE I LOOK GOOD IN A KILT AND IT'S THE MOST COMFORTBALE GARMENT EVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a laundry list of things to do:
*Visit Stonehenge.
*Look up Alan Moore.
*Tea and crumpets with Rowan Atkinson.
*Sleepover at JK Rowling's.
*Pick a fight with somebody who has teeth worse than mine.
*Sunbathe nude with Wallace & Gromit.
*Take the Jack the Ripper tour. Buy the t-shirt.
GOD SAVE TEH QUEEN!
Then, I'm going to Scotland, and I will wear a kilt again - BECAUSE I LOOK GOOD IN A KILT AND IT'S THE MOST COMFORTBALE GARMENT EVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
I'm going to Great Britain for the following:
*Have sex with Liz Hurley
*Play Golf
*Have sex with Lucy Pinder
*See Big Ben
*Play Golf
*Have sex with Keira Knightley
*See Buckingham Palace
*Have sex with J.K. Rowling
*Play Golf
*Have sex with Wacky's hot sister
*Play golf
*Have sex with Liz Hurley
*Play Golf
*Have sex with Lucy Pinder
*See Big Ben
*Play Golf
*Have sex with Keira Knightley
*See Buckingham Palace
*Have sex with J.K. Rowling
*Play Golf
*Have sex with Wacky's hot sister
*Play golf
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
Your wife is more liberal than mine!
GO, BDM!
GO, BDM!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Clucky, I love the American mentality with thinking Scotland = England. :roll:
EnglishRose
addle barn
five minutes - WOW Menty you were more interested than me, I stayed in the car, drove past and went 'oh look kids Stonehenge surrounded by a zillion tourists and a high wire fence'......maybe if I was a druid I'd appreciate it more...at least then I could actually touch the stones!