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Waiting for the Geek Squad

Can this Steve be trusted?
 
Uh oh!
 
spaghetti-o!
 
Geek Squad's phone system was down for some reason so I couldn't call them to order the parts until yesterday.. or whenever the phone system came back up but I forgot about it over the weekend. ANYWAY, it takes a few days for the parts to get here, so they schedule the appointment a week after you call to give the parts time to arrive. PLUS agent Steve is on vacation this week in Chicago. lol he was chatty when he was here.
 
He had the hots for u.
 
AND I HAD THE HOTS FOR HIS BIG BULGING ARM MUSCLES AND TINY POINTY HEAD, SRSLY.
 
Like Jessie on Big Brother?

The chattiness susggests that he's gay, though.
 
He was a bit like Jessie, except I don'[t think his arms bulged quite that much. His geek squad shirt sleeves looked like they were about to bust.

I can get almost anyone to chat when they come here... probably because I say off the wall things to them. I believe I told agent Steve about my grandma watching the soft porn on Cinemax, and also about her describing the sex toys on some infomercial channel. He COULD be gay, though.. in the closet if he is.
 
Throw your voice so that your veejayjay asks him if he'd like something to drink, and see what he does.
 
lol.. I could put a speaker in my pants and get Amy (my bro's gf) to talk to him through it.
 
Does she have a high squeaky voice? That will make it sound all tight and virginish. Guys dig that. At least the ones on Welcome Back Kotter and Happy Days did.

OMG I SOUND LIKE ZONKER LOL sigh
 
She could use her talking to the dogs voice, it's a bit squeaky. Don't know how virginal it is, lol.
 
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