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Walked home from work today

whisky

Boobie inspector
It was about three or four miles, I think I am getting fitter, it wasn't that tiring after the first few minutes, and my feet didn't ache, but man, the chafing, its the only thing that's putting me off making this a more regular hike.
 
THis is what boxer briefs are for.
 
Looks like I picked the wrong day to go commando
 
i used to do that after work every day, only i would bring the ipod and get SUPER stoned. seven mile walk doesn't really feel like a long time when you can burn through a mogwai record and eddie izzard.

so, there's the lesson, make sure to get super baked every day and you'll be fit.
 
I have to cross a lot of busy roads and the occasional train track, not a good idea while stoned.
 
Pretend you are playing frogger on the ZX spectrum.
 
Should I listen to a screeching tape for five minutes first while all 48k of the program loads into memory?
 
Do you remember the TV programme that played a computer game at the end of it?

Instead of a theme tune it played this screechy fuckin mind fuck at the end of the credits. Meanwhile some wierd guys were talking to each other in the background going "rhubarb, rhubarb" or some such shit.

Lucky I was 8 when this was on and not 22 and high on mind altering drugs
 
You just made that show up.
 
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