Want to enlarge your penis?

[BlazerBoy]

A Majorcan man died in agony after botching a do-it-yourself penis enlargement. The 35-year-old couldn't afford an operation - so he injected silicone directly into his member. It swelled to enormous size overnight, causing appalling pain. Drops of silicone entered his bloodstream and he died of heart failure.

LMAO!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Idiot.

(The Majorcan, not you)

 

[BlazerBoy]

Note to all males: YOUR PENIS IS A ONE WAY ONLY ORGAN! You do the injecting WITH it, not INTO it.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Still, it bears mentioning, that technicaly his penis DID get bigger.

 

[Henoch]

Thank god my penis is already big.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Hear hear! Bigger is better, after all!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No thanks, I've got enough.

I read a story in the paper once about a guy injecting freebase cocaine into his penis. He FINALLY went to the hospital when his erection wouldn't go down FOR TWO FUCKING DAYS. His penis was necrotic, and they had to amputate. Dumb shit.

 

[Harkley]

Tried that. Didnt work

 

[Buttons]

I so support this. It's like darwinism only, well selfinflicted.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope he at least wanked his massively swollen member once before he died.

 

[Buttons]

TO squeeze out the siilcon?

 

[CaptainWacky]

For sexual pleasure.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it...LOL RIGHT!

 

[whisky]

Location is fairly important too, its no good having a big cock if its on your forehead, just ask Jack.