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WAR ISN'T OVER NOW

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
IT'S A MIDI LIE
 
yes. yes it is. (a lie).
 
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
Could be worse.

It could be a midi of "Little Drummer Boy."
 
They sang that at my niece's Christmas program last night, and she did this little hand gesture at the end that I'm positive wasn't in the directions...
 
HAW!

thank the gods I didn't have the coffee in my hand when I read that
 
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TREEBEARD SMASH PUNY HUMAN
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Why has he got fucking berries above his eyes/
 
Those berries are his crack.
 
His love is growing.
 
Is his love shaped like a candy cane?
 
MMM HMM.
 
Has it only been a year since the midi incident?
 
I don't remember what this was all about.
 
I think Hambil stuck a Christmas .midi into every page because of his madness.
 
Let's think about Natalie Portman instead.

 
I'M GLAD HER BUM EXISTS.
 
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