War!

[SaintLucifer]

Hmm, I see there is some kind of war going on here at Troll Kingdom. No matter, I shall just grab the popcorn and watch the proceedings from the sidelines here. Let the games begin!

 

[Tyrant]

Ah, the entertainment has arrived. How are you this fine evening? Imbibing any beer? I have recently discovered the magic of Molson. It's not the best, but the price is right.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Ah, the entertainment has arrived. How are you this fine evening? Imbibing any beer? I have recently discovered the magic of Molson. It's not the best, but the price is right.

You are not drinking Molson my dear child. You are drinking a Coors.

This is what I drink. It is a Molson product.

Molson Coors Brewing Company is one of the world's largest brewers, with combined annual volume of more than 48 million hectoliters and net sales of more than US$5.6 billion. Molson Coors is a leading brewer in Canada through Molson Canada and in the U.K. through Coors Brewers Ltd., and has a growth profile in the U.S. through Coors Brewing Company.

Founded by pioneering families and tracing its roots back to 1786, Molson Coors Brewing Company has over 11,000 employees worldwide, 10 breweries in three different countries, and a broad portfolio of over 40 brands, including Molson Canadian, Coors Light and Carling.

I especially like the part about how the company was founded by pioneering families as far back as 1786. What people do not realise is that would be the Molson company. Dumbfuck Americans using Canadian history as part of their ads.

The company was founded in 1786 by John Molson, making it North America's oldest brewing company, and Canada's second oldest company after the Hudson's Bay Company. Molson's first brewery was located on the St. Lawrence River in Montreal.

Americans need to learn when it is not polite to use other nationalities to make themselves look better. Fuck off USA!

 

[SaintLucifer]

Hmm, I quite wonder if I should deign to take sides??

 

[eloisel]

You should.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Americans need to learn when it is not polite to use other nationalities to make themselves look better. Fuck off USA![/COLOR]

Canadians aren't a "nationality", dumbfuck. You're just Americans with higher taxes, more long underwear in your dressers, rampant muslim scum in your city ghettos and Celine Dion.

 

[SaintLucifer]

You should.

Fair enough. I am a free agent. Let us just say I have come off the Disable List and therefore on the market as an unrestricted free agent. What does everyone have to offer?

 

[eloisel]

What kind of incentives are you looking for?

I'm willing to negotiate.

 

[Tyrant]

Hmm, I quite wonder if I should deign to take sides??

I'd suggest you take their side. I'm sure their politics would appeal to you. Ask them about the swastika.

 

[eloisel]

Luci? Dearest... are you a little Hitler, Jr.? I need one as a strategist. Otherwise, if you are inclined to be a Nazi, Messy's What's Left Axis would be for you. It would disapppoint Enkephalen if your were to fight on his side, but, we each have to follow our paths.

 

[Conchaga]

I've got four joints staring me in the face and begging me to smoke them. What should I do?

 

[SaintLucifer]

Luci? Dearest... are you a little Hitler, Jr.? I need one as a strategist. Otherwise, if you are inclined to be a Nazi, Messy's What's Left Axis would be for you. It would disapppoint Enkephalen if your were to fight on his side, but, we each have to follow our paths.

I am as far to the right as one can go in my politics. Therefore I am a Nazi. So what incentives do you offer? You can easily bribe me by injecting me with something that will ensure I will NEVER suffer the indignities of pneumonia ever again! If anyone or anything succeeded into make me their/its bitch, that was pneumonia. I am now officially afraid for the first time in my life. Anyone still want me on their side?

 

[Conchaga]

I'm just glad to hear you're not dead. Though, if you had died, I don't know if anyone would've known. We need a TK EKG so that if a poster really does die, there's an automatic death thread for them.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I've got four joints staring me in the face and begging me to smoke them. What should I do?

Seek out some desperate crackhead niggers and sell the joints to them for 100x what you paid for them. Then get some REAL joints, pure Canadian shit.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I'm just glad to hear you're not dead. Though, if you had died, I don't know if anyone would've known. We need a TK EKG so that if a poster really does die, there's an automatic death thread for them.

I would rather not get into specifics, but that crap actually frightened me. I am not afraid to admit it here. If you all think I am a coward for stating that shit made me into its bitch, then fire away. I will merely sit back and take all the attacks as they may come.

Fire away!

P.S. If any of you smokes, never talk about cigarettes to a doctor who just saved your life. It's um, not a good idea.

 

[Tyrant]

Seek out some desperate crackhead niggers and sell the joints to them for 100x what you paid for them. Then get some REAL joints, pure Canadian shit.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There goes the Fascist/National Socialist persona. Drug-addicted piece of shit. If the real Canadians had smoked that shit whilst exploring the Yukon it'd still be in the hands Indians. I guess you're a pale imitation, in every sense of the term, then, eh?

 

[SaintLucifer]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There goes the Fascist/National Socialist persona. Drug-addicted piece of shit. If the real Canadians had smoked that shit whilst exploring the Yukon it'd still be in the hands Indians. I guess you're a pale imitation, in every sense of the term, then, eh?

You misunderstand my intentions. The more Canadian joints Americans smoke, the easier it will be for us to take over your country. Nothing more exciting to a Canadian than an unarmed and drug-addled American nation. Dumbfuck Americans in their M1A1's will be no match for our Leopard 1's. The driver and gunnery officer of the Abrams will be too fucking stoned to do anything. Even waving a white sheet will prove most difficult.

You are quite right about the drug-addicted part. Wait, do IV feeds and anti-bodies count as drugs?

Whilst you were all scanning your computers for viruses, my own person was being scanned for the same. Bitches.

 

[eloisel]

I am as far to the right as one can go in my politics. Therefore I am a Nazi. So what incentives do you offer? You can easily bribe me by injecting me with something that will ensure I will NEVER suffer the indignities of pneumonia ever again! If anyone or anything succeeded into make me their/its bitch, that was pneumonia. I am now officially afraid for the first time in my life. Anyone still want me on their side?

I do. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Yellow is a nice color too. Keeps things bright and cheerful.

 

[Tyrant]

You misunderstand my intentions. The more Canadian joints Americans smoke, the easier it will be for us to take over your country. Nothing more exciting to a Canadian than an unarmed and drug-addled American nation. Dumbfuck Americans in their M1A1's will be no match for our Leopard 1's. The driver and gunnery officer of the Abrams will be too fucking stoned to do anything. Even waving a white sheet will prove most difficult.

You are quite right about the drug-addicted part. Wait, do IV feeds and anti-bodies count as drugs?

Whilst you were all scanning your computers for viruses, my own person was being scanned for the same. Bitches.

Right.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I do. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Yellow is a nice color too. Keeps things bright and cheerful.

WTF? Someone complimenting my posting style? That's it. Back to the hospital I go. This time it must be mental.

Tell me, in this war, do you have Conscription or must I choose sides?