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War!

The TK War between the Right Axis and the What's Left Axis
that is starting in about 45 minutes.

Are you ready?
 
eloisel said:
Nah ... you can fight in the war here during commercials.
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Nah, I use the commercials to grab my beer or to take a leak. I wanted to go out, alas, I am still recovering so I shall just sit down upon my firm little ass.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Oh, I have him on IGNORE. Should I take him off? Is he partaking of the festivities?
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It is hard to tell if he is participating or not, or for which side. Count him as a beserker that could jump in on either side at any time.
 
eloisel said:
It is hard to tell if he is participating or not, or for which side. Count him as a beserker that could jump in on either side at any time.
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Please, whenever that mutt is around, I have a tendency to wear my ice hockey jockstrap backwards. Have you noticed the way his eyes rest upon my asshole as he licks his chops with lust? He looks at me more than likely the way I would look upon you.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Please, whenever that mutt is around, I have a tendency to wear my ice hockey jockstrap backwards. Have you noticed the way his eyes rest upon my asshole as he licks his chops with lust? He looks at me more than likely the way I would look upon you.
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Well, then, theres nothing for it but to put his eyes out super quick and neutralize his ass. You've got enough going on with the recovery, hockey, and this war to have to worry about getting visually cornholed by a mad puppy.
 
eloisel said:
Well, then, theres nothing for it but to put his eyes out super quick and neutralize his ass. You've got enough going on with the recovery, hockey, and this war to have to worry about getting visually cornholed by a mad puppy.
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Touche.
 
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