WARNING FOR THE SAFETY OF BIDET USERS

[Rov_is_a_Fag]

You girls better check the digitalized seat warming, digitalized bidet you have in your EMPLOYEE bathroom. Toto, Ltd.................has a bidet on the market that is malfunctioning and instead of shooting a warm stream of water up your kitty-kat it shooting flames up yo' ass.

Check it out the next time you program it to do whatever it is you do that takes so long in the bathroom.

 

[Rov_is_a_Fag]

Now I know why you take one hour breaks instead of the standard 10 minutes.

 

[Cassie]

Wow!

 

[Rov_is_a_Fag]

I know!! Can you imagine?