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Was Ackbar A Raghead in Disguise

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I mean the name fits, I reckon he was one of those rascally little suicide bombers, but he got well pissed when the A-Wing pilot beat him to it.

Also, was he a bit special needs? I mean, it's well celebrated amongst internet folk that he states the obvious when he screams "IT'S A TRAP!", but did he do at other times?

General Madine: Admiral, I'd like you to meet General Han Solo, hero of Yavin. He will be leading the strike force to Endor

Akbar: YOUR NAME IS HAN SOLO! YOU ARE A MAN!

Solo: Uhm - yes.

Or something like

Mon Mothma: Admiral Akbar, it is my pleasure to introduce you to the celebrated Commander & Jedi Knight of the Rebel Alliance, Luke Skywalker

Akbar: JEDI LIGHTSABERS GO VROOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Skywalker: I'm not the Jedi you're looking for

You know, special needs stuff like that? Perhaps like corporations today, the Rebel Alliance had to fill some of its positions with special needs folk, and they pulled the short straw with Ackbar?
 
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