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Watched Garden State

Nat can act her way outt of a plastic bag, and a lot of other things, too. She's a good shela, and not at all stuck-up! I like her. I want to meet her, AND TOUCH HER FAIR FLESH. I WOULD LOVE TO MAKE OUT WITH HER FOR JSUT A MOMENT, MY SCRATCHY MOUSTACHE TICLKING HER NASAL-LABIAL TROUGH, FORCING HER TO GIGGLE WITH HER TOUNGE STILL IN MY MOUTH!!! AND THEN WE WOULD BEGIN TO FEEL EACH OTHER'S GENETALIA WITH GUSTO AND VIGOR!!! AND THEN WE WOULD FALL IN LOVE, FALL IN LOVE WITH SUCH FORCE THAT EVEN THE GODS WOULD HAVE TO STAND UP AND RECOGNIZE THE LIGHT AND SOUND OF OUR UNION!!!! AND THEN WE WOULD CRUSH THIS TINY PLANET BENEATH OUR LEATHER-JACK BOOTS, AND THE SCREAMS OF THE UNDESERVING WOULD DROWN IN THE SOUND OF THEIR VICERAL DISMEMBERMENT!!!! AHHAHAHAHHA!!1 1LOL SAFEOF
 
I think Ian Holm could have had a bit more to do, even in his big scene near the end he was just lying there, really.
 
I especially liked the couple at the quarry, for whatever reason I really identified with them, their simple and happy existance.
 
Ahh. We should get you some pills, because if Garden State taught me anything, it taught me that sadness is never overcome with life experience, it takes serious fucking drugs to feel better.

Wait, check that, reverse it, thank you.
 
Yeah that's the thing, but then there was probably nothing wrong with Braff's character (someone give me the name!) in the first place, he just had one big traumatic event in his childhood, whereas I have BRAIN DISEASE and need PILLS, PILLS, PILLS or just NATALIE NATLAIE NLTAITE
 
ISH GET'S THE POST OF 2006 AWARD

(And with it, the 'Poast of 2006' award, if you've read any dribble from the member named 'alabaster').
 
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