We ALL know what Neil did! Oh yes we do!

[Kerb Crawler]

So dish... what did that fuckwit Neil do?

The best answer, as determined by our panel of judges (Jack, M.O.D.O.K., and MORBO) gets something really fun.

Or not.

 

[jack]

geedis thinks you acted like me when someone called Buchet, or some variation thereof.

 

[Wisdom]

You'll find out what we know soon enough...

::lotting:::

 

[Wisdom]

Also, had a baby.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

You know what I do when an unrecognizable phone number calls in? Yeah, I DON'T FUCKING ANSWER IT.

Idiots. I swear.

 

[Wisdom]

::lotting hard:::

 

[jack]

His mom has kind of a scratchy, hoarse voice. Must be from the chemo.

 

[M.O.D.O.K.]

His mom has kind of a scratchy, hoarse voice. Must be from the chemo.

Or From Smoking. Pole.

 

[jack]

Drenching your uvula wirth semen is supposed to be soothing.

 

[Elrod]

:::scheming:::
::lotting:::
:::more scheming:::

 

[M.O.D.O.K.]

Not When One Is Repeatedly Throat Fucked.

 

[Wisdom]

Mom was diagnosed with throat cancer yesterday. It's a weird coincidencet that you guys would joke about her throat.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Nothing is real on TK, but everything is a target.

 

[M.O.D.O.K.]

 

[Wisdom]

^gay