WE DON'T REALLY HATE JEWS AS A COMMUNITY, DO WE?

[Ishcabittle]

NOOOO!!!

 

[Cassie]

I don't know any jews.

 

[FBI parte due]

NO ONLY THE JEWSTATE SHOULD BE ISRAELISTINE ARRRGH HEZZIES FTW

 

[FBI parte due]

I know plenty of Jews. After school they get together and beat up the one Palestinian kid we have.

 

[Cassie]

I don't know any blacks either.

 

[FBI parte due]

Where do you live, then? IHATEBLACKSVILLE?

 

[Ishcabittle]

My boss is Jewish. He's a cool man, and I like him fine, but he's always worried about, "the profitability of the company" and "feeding my children". Pah!

 

[FBI parte due]

Those Jews, always the penny-pinchers!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

No, she lives in WEHATEBLACKSANDJEWSVILLE

Strangely, I don't know any Jews either. Strange because London is really quite multicultural and practically everyone I know is from some different culture or religion. I ought to know some Jews.

 

[Loktar]

I don't know any jews.

Wish upon a Weinstein.

 

[Cassie]

I live in the South. I'm sure there are Jews around and I know there are blacks. I just don't know any of them.

 

[FBI parte due]

My lil' neighborhood is at the intersection of Latino and gay. NOT THAT I PROFILE BY RACES OR PLAN ANY MASS GENOCIDE OR ANYTHING LOL

 

[Cassie]

My neighborhood is at the corner of redneck and white trash.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't know anyone in real life.

 

[FBI parte due]

I actually don't hate the Jews as I race. I just hate Jerry Seinfeld.

 

[Lilac]

My ex-girlfriend is Jewish.

 

[curiousa2z]

My neighbour's father's cousin twice removed is Jewish.

Riddle me that, Batman!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I live in New York City.

 

[The Question]

I don't hate Jews as a community. That wouldn't be right, and it wouldn't be fair. I hate them one by one so each can receive the lovingly hand-crafted hate everyone deserves to enjoy.

 

[Mentalist]

I hate asshole people. And I still hate them if they happen to be Jewish or not. But as a community?

Only if it was a community of assholish jews.