we gotta help Scotty...

[Oh my god it's Robby!]

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/08/04/unfulfilled-space-fu.html
Unfulfilled space funeral for "Scotty": words from his son.

basically some cheap bastards are keeping Scotty out of space, its wrong
and NASA should just do the right thing and put him up there...

 

[Cassie]

Yeah, NASA should beam him up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shoot him into the heart of the sun.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Justin Berfield can take him.

 

[whisky]

To be fair, NASA rockets dont always get into space either.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are Scotty's ashes still in one piece?

 

[Dershocka]

Put his remains in several tiny boxes, and tie them to Baloons.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Clone him, kill the clone, burn it, send its ashes to the moon.