We should all be using this search engine:

[Ishcabittle]

http://www.prolifesearch.com/pages/how-our-search-works

Help generate a culture that supports life!

 

[FBI parte due]

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So it's like one of those cybersquatting sites with "sponsored searches", but you're also helping fundies achieve their goal of making life miserable?

YAY!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Yeah, I'm dying of cancer, and I'd like to kill myself before the pain become unbearable.

"Well, you can't."

Why not?

"Because of the Bible, and Jesus."

But I don't believe in Jesus.

"Well I do, silly!"

So you believe Jesus would have wanted me to suffer terrible pain, knowing that I would be in terrible pain?

"Well, yes, be he loves you so much that he will reward you in Heaven for your pain!"

Doesn't that seem like a backhanded reward?

"Any reward from Jesus is good, even a very painful one."

Says you, douchebag.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Those prolifers shouldn't lock hands and bar abortion clinics, they should lock arms and bar cemetaries.

Lets see how fucking commited they are to this premise.

"She can't come in."

She was ninty seven, she died in her sleep!"

"There's options!"

 

[Ogami]

Mandatory abortions for Democrats! That way we can breed them out of existence.

 

[Sarek]

Mandatory abortions for Democrats! That way we can breed them out of existence.

Republicans are the ones running this country into the ground right now.

And they intend to make sure we can't exterminate them!

 

[Gagh]