We should start a troll about the Ghurkas bringing swine flu into the country

[headvoid]

I am going to go to the daily Telegraph forums and start it.

They wont know wether to condemn me for being stupid, or thank me for warning them of another possible outbreak.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You can use the DailyMail-O-Matic as a time saver.

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

COULD GHURKAS HAVE SEX WITH THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

 

[Cassie]

I don't know what a ghurkas is!

 

[FBI parte due]

ANZAC! ANZAC!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They're men from Nepal who fight for Britain for one reason or another. For some reason the government didn't think this was reason enough for them and their families to be allowed to live here, so they've been in the news a lot lately with Joanna Lumley defending them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghurka

 

[CaptainWacky]

IS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS SCROUNGING OFF YOUR DAUGHTERS?

 

[Cassie]

OH! I thought it was a made up MF word.

 

[FBI parte due]

Honestly, I thought Shilpa Shetty was a made up person like METAL FEET DAVE the first time I heard her name here. (Not racist)

 

[headvoid]

METAL FEET DAVE LIVES IN BARNSLEY AND IS ALIVE AND WELL!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just keep him away from magnets!

 

[whisky]

Wait till Iron Balls McGuinty hears about this!