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Wednesday afternoon Big Brother update#1

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
My thoughts on all the housemates, every Wednesday, EXCLUSIVE TO TK!

Amanda: Lovely girl.

Billi: Twazzock. Want to see his hair destroyed in some hilarious fashion.

Brian: What a huge disappointment. I thought he was going to be the comedy thicko, turns out he's just a dull Charley sychophant.

Carole: OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT.

Chanelle: Said "I'm so cold!" on yesterday's highlights then started giggling knowingly. AND SHE'LL STILL PROBABLY WIN.

Charely: I'm not being funny, yeah, but I SWEAR TO GOD, yeah, and I'm being honest with you, yeah, that she's mildly amusing BUT ALL BB VILLAINS MUST GET THEIR COMEUPPENCE IN THE END.

Gerry: I likes him.

Jonthan: Shifty perv or ice cold observer? YOU DECIDE.

Laura: GET HER OWT.

Liam: Seems alright, bit wooden (lol he works with trees see what I did there.)

Nicky: Hate her, hate her, wouldn't want to date her.

Sam: Lovely girl. Better looking than Amanda.

Seany: Good comedy value but his days are numbered.

Tracey: Jonathan get her right, she's not a real person, just a cliched cartoon.

Ziggy: You know he can be a bit of prat at times but I like him more than the other guys, perhaps just because he was there first. I hope he chokeslams some people soon.
 
I wasn't going to steal your post.. but then I realised I had opinions on them all as well, so it makes sense.

Amanda: The better looking twin (I'm sooorrreeee, but it is actuaallly truuuueee?).. I'm not sure about all this "gameplan" business. I know they've had the benefit of living together for 18 years and knowing eachother was going into the house, but I still think they're being themselves and not putting on an elaborate act. I'd be kind of happy to see them win.

Billi: No where near as good looking as he thinks he is... giGANTIC nose and hair stolen from that Mighty Boosh guy. I did like his plan to tell one of the girls that he'd come from a secret house.

Brian: I'm not sure about Brian. Seems a bit thick, but nice enough. At times he looks attractive(like when he was naked), but other times he looks like a skinny guy with an oversized head that's 20 years older than the rest of him.

Carole: I'm instantly amused whenever she's shown ambling along to clean something. She has a certain Hurley factor in that sense. Gets plus points for telling Nicky like it is, but neg karma for being over controlling about the food herself.

Chanelle: Meh? I like that she hates Charley, but her occasional tantrums are less justifiable. At least Charley sometimes has a point. I'm not interested in the relationship.

Charely: If I was in that house I would have given her a proper dressing down by now, there's so much ammunition you could use against this vindictive, shallow, ugly attention whore, yet people just let her lay into other housemates, from time to time possibly looking up "oh, she's doing it again". TELL HER TO SHUT UP

Gerry: Intelligent, funny, hates Charley. I'm disappointed that he keeps getting cosy with Seany, he could do so much better. Also has an annoying voice.

Jonthan: His alleged pervyness is almost entirely drawn from reports from Nicky(and we all know she never blows anything out of proportion!!), so I think the jury's still out on that one. I like his directness and again, he has a dislike for Charley. Always a plus.

Laura: I thought she'd be fun and lighthearted, but she's miserable and hates Ziggy for no real reason.

Liam: Boring and not as good looking as those sex starved women claim.

Nicky: Maybe she's just misunderstood, but I'm sick of her moaning about food.

Sam: Lovely girl. Not as good looking as Amanda.

Seany: I want them to send in more housemates just so we can hear his dreadful introductions. Didn't make a great first impression himself when he was mean to Gerry within his first five minutes. I'd be happy to see him leave and never come back, perhaps he could be shot from a cannon?

Tracey: Her catchphrases are as annoying as we expected them to become, but I like her heart to hearts with Ziggy. She's actually quite sensitive at times. Keep her in.

Ziggy: I find him a little over sincere(he often listens to someone talk to him, saying "yes, yes, that's right" when they haven't got far enough through their sentence for him to know if they're right or not, or what their point even is), but I get the impression he's being himself and everything he says about Chanelle is true. Bit boring, but it's good to have someone normal for a change.
 
Amanda: I forget which one she is

Billi: Is he the model that everyone assumes is gay? I recon they are right

Brian: Making out all black men to be thick, probably sent in my the national front

Carole: control freak, who loves to shout everyone else down

Chanelle: Too aware of her own good looks

Charely: class A cunt

Gerry: probably the winner

Jonthan: Dry wit, could do with being in longer than he probably will be

Laura: I forget which one she is

Liam: Hes not quite a geordie, seems a bit two faced

Nicky: When I saw her the other day I wondered where she had been hiding for the last two weeks, and why she cant go back there

Sam:I forget which one she is

Seany: Most annoying irishman since Ian Paisly

Tracey: I didnt like her before she went in the house, and the situation has not improved

Ziggy: Chanells mirror image, the fact that they gelled so fast makes me wonder if they wernt set up by channel four as the posh and becks of the show
 
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