CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
1) Gerry - Seems to have figured out the evil of Carole. Will he nom her? Will he have full sex with Freddie to upstage Jonty's puppet kissing? STAY TUNED!
2) Sam - Didn't your heart break for her when she found Chanelle's goodbye note? No? WELL FUCK YOU THEN.
3) Brian - Falling a bit because he's overusing his catchphrases. He's going to win no matter where I rank him anyway!
4) Jonty - Should have been in from the start instead of Lesley.
5) Amanda - Is she leading on Brian and Liam, the two-timing HUSSY!? No, she's not.
6) Kara-Louise - Yes she smiles too much and has an annoying laugh and isn't likely to cause a stir, but she seems like a genuinely nice person with no agenda, which is rare in this year's BB, and she should improve the reputation of posh girls on BB, so tarnished as it is by the likes of Emily and Grace. And she has a nice big ass.
7) Liam - Getting too cocky, can be quite cruel but masks it with humour. Still funny sometimes.
8) Ziggy - Put Sarah in the house!
9) Amy - Good body. Hard-faced bitch though (probably).
10) David - Fatter, more cocky, less amusing, Scottish version of Liam.
11) Tracey - Still exactly the same as she was nine weeks ago.
12) Shanessa - CLOTHES. ON.
13) Carole - The absolute most horrible, controlling, manipulative person in there. And she fucking keeps sticking her tongue out in a disgusting way. GET HER OUT.
2) Sam - Didn't your heart break for her when she found Chanelle's goodbye note? No? WELL FUCK YOU THEN.
3) Brian - Falling a bit because he's overusing his catchphrases. He's going to win no matter where I rank him anyway!
4) Jonty - Should have been in from the start instead of Lesley.
5) Amanda - Is she leading on Brian and Liam, the two-timing HUSSY!? No, she's not.
6) Kara-Louise - Yes she smiles too much and has an annoying laugh and isn't likely to cause a stir, but she seems like a genuinely nice person with no agenda, which is rare in this year's BB, and she should improve the reputation of posh girls on BB, so tarnished as it is by the likes of Emily and Grace. And she has a nice big ass.
7) Liam - Getting too cocky, can be quite cruel but masks it with humour. Still funny sometimes.
8) Ziggy - Put Sarah in the house!
9) Amy - Good body. Hard-faced bitch though (probably).
10) David - Fatter, more cocky, less amusing, Scottish version of Liam.
11) Tracey - Still exactly the same as she was nine weeks ago.
12) Shanessa - CLOTHES. ON.
13) Carole - The absolute most horrible, controlling, manipulative person in there. And she fucking keeps sticking her tongue out in a disgusting way. GET HER OUT.
