Wednesday Big Brother rankings

[CaptainWacky]

I'm in a state of flux at the moment and pretty much hate all of them so this probably won't make any sense.

1) Gerry - GERRY TO WIN AND FREDDIE TO MAUL DAVINA.

2) Jonty - A nice man.

3) Kara-Louise - I've decided to like her because she's kind of cute and she's getting abused on the internet as I predicted which will make me want to support her more and she'll probably be evicted on Friday anyway so don't even fucking bother giving me a hard time about it, alright?

4) Amy - I still think she's a bit of a faker but she might possibly say something negative to Carole at some point in the future, SO SHE MUST BE THE NEW MESSIAH.

5) Twins - Since they're just one now I don't like them as much. Pathetic nomination reasons that should have been disallowed.

6) Brian - "YOGHURT TOP, YOGHURT TOP, MOO-SEUMS AND STUFFFFFF!"

7) Tracey - Nothing but a parrot.

8) Ziggy - Has no lips. Looks about 45.

9) Liam - Fat smug sexist nasty git.

10) Carole - Funsucker

 

[whisky]

1 Liam, the most ordinary, and the one least likely to let fame go to his head

2 Gerry, looks alarming like the colonel from Atlantis, but in a more camp form

3 Twins, less annoying than when they started, and less identicle too

4 Ziggy, either lies about his age or has had a very hard life

5 Amy, duplicitous scheming bitch, but nice tats

6 Brian, I hope the stupidity is an act

7 Kara not as stuck up as I first thought, but not interesting either

8 Jonty just annoying

9 Carole, you are not everyones mum, stop pretending you are

10 Tracey, only wants to be evicted naked so she can finally reveal that yes, she was a man all along.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Liam's already a big headed git without winning!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

1) Gerry - I love Gerry, though he should really be more careful what he says or he'll get evicted and not win!

2) Jonty - Nice enough.. but weird laugh.

3) Kara-Louise - She isn't very interesting, but I felt really sorry for her when she saw the noms.

4) Amy - I LOLed when she looked aghast that Carole implied she might take all her clothes off. Say what you like about Carole, but she CAN sometimes be very insightful.

5) Twins - I like that I can tell them apart now, but the relationship with Brian will surely make me dislike Mandy. Relationships aren't entertaining.

6) Brian - Does not look like a model.

7) Tracey - Weird that she's making friends with people more now, but still blurting out her phrases.

8) Ziggy - Just listening to him, you know.. and I mean that... It's just very.. you know what I mean, though? You'd think someone so conscious of how they're perceived would notice that they're fucking irritating.

9) Liam - Dislike him now due to the Amy thing and being mean to Gerry.

10) Carole - Her real home is a total pigsty, so I don't know how she's become the authority on cleaning in the BB house.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Brian/Amanda thing has fizzled out already.