Welcome back, Jesus!

[CaptainWacky]

I was beginning to think he'd never return here. He hadn't posted since before the software changed and I was pretty sure he didn't even know the board had come back after the downtime. But he is risen! Welcome back, bro. Sorry about the crucifiction.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Thank God for that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Traditional Easter message of hope.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

See, straights do something like this with pride for the fame, but the minute a gay mentions doing something up the bum they all retch and grab their bibles and start beating people.

 

[CaptainWacky]

(It's probably not real.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Somewhere, it did happen. But it probably happened in some Ivy League frat where the members' dads are all in The Illuminati, who send The Sun payments to ignore them.

 

[whisky]

Did they freeze them? You would think they would just break.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He probably stuck them up a dead body's bum and x-rayed it.