Well I finally bought myself a pair of camo trousers

[whisky]

Now I cant find my legs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Most exciting news in the last 28 hours!

 

[Cassie]

NEW LEGS NEW LEGS!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I got some free from the US government, but burned them in a giant bonfire after 6 years of indentured servitude.

OK I didn't really burn them, just threw 'em in the trash, but STILL YOU GET THE IDEA DON'OT BE SO LITERAL WTF

 

[whisky]

You could have washed them and sent them to me.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Yeah but with shipping and handling it's hardly worth it.

Which reminds me, last night I bought the "you died of dysentery" Oregon Trail t-shirt from this place last night. I HATE THAT I HAD TO PAY 50% EXTRA B/C I AM 50% EXTRA FAT

http://6dollarshirts.com/product.php?productid=11195&cat=259&page=1

 

[whisky]

I nearly bought a t shirt today that said "if found please take to the nearest pub" but since I actually dont like pubs that much, I'll wait for a t shirt that says "if found, please buy a bottle of jack daniels then take home so I can drink while watching american drama's in HD"

Might be a bit of a niche market though

 

[SilentBtViolent]

ACTUALLY I bought that t-shirt to go along with another from that site, which was the VERY FIRST TIME I've ever clicked on an internet ad. It was for a shirt that had a two-color picture of Bruce Springsteen with the line, "the only Boss I listen to."

FACT

Also I bought one that is written backwards (so legible in the mirror to the wearer) that says "stop scratching your balls"

ok enough inane details from me today time to go play call of duty, which sounds like a name for a video game about diarrhea

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wear clothes.

 

[Ancalagon]

I hope you got Multicam, much better than BDUs (Yep I said it, BDUs suck) or ACUs. Although unfortunately the Multicam uniforms I've seen were the exact same cut as ACUs except without velcro name tap/US Army places.