Well, I guess I finally got what I really wanted for Christmas.

[starguard]

I got slapped, then kicked out the house :huh:


Right now I'm typing this from some run down internet cafe for homeless trolls

 

[Sarek]

It sounds to me like your parents are the ones that finally got what they wanted.

 

[Enkephalen]

Wandering homeless and alone on a cold Christmas Day
He plotted his revenge saying, “I’ll make them all pay!”
“After all the lovely presents for them I bought.”
He cried and moaned and thought his dark thoughts
“You just wait,” he sniffled, “I’ll have my revenge.”
Never thinking his sanity had become quite unhinged.
The café was dingy, dark and dank.
So he fired up his computer and decided to send
a lasting present to his parents right then
A little email chock full of bugged delights
saying “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.”

 

[Elnidfse]

I'm bumping this thread for the purpose of killing Dershocka's thread. The fag attempt to fag up the internet.

 

[Gagh]

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