Well it's a spam thread

[CaptainWacky]

YES IT's A BIG BAD SPAM THREAD TOINGTH

 

[Henoch]

i almost bought some spam at the grocery store last night, until i read the label & decided there were waaaay too many fat grams in it. True story.

 

[Henoch]

Even the light spam was loaded with saturated fat grams! What the fuck use is light when it's only a gram or 2 less??

 

[Ishcabittle]

I WISH I HAD A CANDY BAR RIGHT NOW.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MY ONLY WISH, TO CATCH A FISH, SO JUICY SWEET

 

[Ishcabittle]

NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THE FISH DID GO...

 

[Henoch]

i forgot what this thread was about.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Huh?

 

[Henoch]

WTF!??

 

[Ishcabittle]

WOTS THAH STAN FAR?

 

[Love Child]

Hi.
I would like one order of spam please.
Oh, and could you put that on the side?
Thanks.
And
One order of fries-
but the non fat kind
and like make them spam fries
but put them on the side too
and I want a spam shake on the side too.
Thanks.

 

[Henoch]

WHY must it always be about SPAM with you peoples!??

Just askin'

 

[CaptainWacky]

BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO YOU FAT OX

 

[Tisiphone]

Better listen to Stone Cold, or he'll crush a beer can on his head!

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's Sandman, although Austin may have done it as well.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Austin's a city, too.

 

[Tisiphone]

Raised in Texas.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OH NOES STONE COLD JUST WON TEH GOLDEN CHIP AT CELEBRITY POKEMON SHOWDOWN!!