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Well, technically Sarah Jessica Parker is a Hollywood Celebrity...

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Zombie Hunter
Some broad goes to the dentist for a "big, beautiful, celebrity Hollywood smile" and wakes up with "horse teeth":
Connecticut Woman Awarded $198,000 for 'Horse Teeth'
Friday, December 26, 2008

BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — A Bridgeport jury has awarded more than $198,000 to a woman who claims her dentist promised her a celebrity smile, but gave her what her attorney called "horse teeth."

Attorney Richard Meehan Jr. says his client, Marvalyn Foster sued Stamford dentist Darren Martinez because he promised her a "big, beautiful Hollywood celebrity smile." Foster wanted Martinez to give her a permanent bridge to replace a false tooth.

Meehan says that Foster woke up from the procedure to discover that Martinez extracted three teeth and made a large bridge that resembled horse teeth.

Meehan says a jury deliberated two hours before returning its verdict Monday.

Martinez's attorney, Bruce Gilpatrick, of Stamford, could not be reached for comment.
At least she got a couple hundred grand out of the deal.
 
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