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eloisel

Forever Empress E
Bomb the place with a deodorizer, hang up a bunch of those little air freshener trees, bleach the place, then spray it down with disinfectant and leave the windows open for a few years and this place will be all right again.

And, yes, it is me.

VKD - you're supposed to take out your diapers - not leave them all over the joint.
 
Did you post at Mock El and I missed it?

Did I send a PM to this account by any chance? If I did IGNORE IT! IT WASN'T TRUE!
Just kidding, I don't know what I am talking about, maybe. And just kidding, last time
I asked about a PM a fucking riot started. (Not really, just a small roar, nothing big)
But mammakitty did come back, who could we get back this time?!
 
No - never been to Mock. Only heard some about it here and it doesn't sound interesting to me.

There are quite a few posters I'd like to see come back but I'd have to go looking for them to see what they are up to. Maybe I will.
 
No - never been to Mock. Only heard some about it here and it doesn't sound interesting to me.

There are quite a few posters I'd like to see come back but I'd have to go looking for them to see what they are up to. Maybe I will.
 
Did you post at Mock El and I missed it?

Did I send a PM to this account by any chance? If I did IGNORE IT! IT WASN'T TRUE!
Just kidding, I don't know what I am talking about, maybe. And just kidding, last time
I asked about a PM a fucking riot started. (Not really, just a small roar, nothing big)
But mammakitty did come back, who could we get back this time?!

I was talking to starguard. Pig Princess wouldn't last a minute there which is why it doesn't sound "interesting". In many ways it's what TK always aspired to be and never achieved. It's why I'm putting my energy there instead of here.

And it's EASY to get posters to "come back" when you know the password to the account. Hey LC, if it works for you to think mk is posting here again, enjoy your little fantasy :D.

Be seeing you at Mock I hope. It won't take long for you to undo what you did.
 
I was talking to starguard. Pig Princess wouldn't last a minute there which is why it doesn't sound "interesting". In many ways it's what TK always aspired to be and never achieved. It's why I'm putting my energy there instead of here.

And it's EASY to get posters to "come back" when you know the password to the account. Hey LC, if it works for you to think mk is posting here again, enjoy your little fantasy :D.

Be seeing you at Mock I hope. It won't take long for you to undo what you did.

You know I hate hard work jack, and kissing up, how much do I have to do to get back? : ) You are so sweet.
 
It's pretty easy, you just have to go with the flow. The ratio of quick wit to posts is pretty high, so you just need to be on your toes. Expect to get mocked for your nosebleed sex story, and shrug it off.

I find the conversation there consistently stimulating and interesting. Much different than here, where certain people try to create something that just doesnt exist solely for their own benefit. Plus there's no admin fuckery (like what just took place) just to generate "controversy".

It's a good crew.
 
can I have the NaughtE dual?

No. NaughtE is not actually a dual. NaughtE is an account I used while the eloisel account began recovering from your temporary habitation.

There is a difference between your depends and mine.

My depends come from the Red Wheelbarrow poem by William Carlos Williams:

so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens.

You remember when you were so proud that you'd been able to steal that bit of information from my Facebook.

Your Depends, on the other hand, is a whole different story - no poetry at all. Seriously - you should have taken your stinky diapers out to the curb once in awhile. Still, I guess it wasn't your fault you were abruptly locked out of the place. Its going to take some time to fix the place up though.
 
you call that a poem?


btw I left a sleeper virus in your account before it was locked down.

when will I activate it?

You'll find out...... :bigass:
 
Interesting. Perhaps the admins should look into your claim as a threat of that type against that account is actually a threat against the board.

Question is - do you have the skills necessary to do such a thing.

I'll tell you the same thing I told your alter ego. I'm tired of the fighting. If that is all you want to do, then I can ignore you too. God knows it is 5 o'clock somewhere. Right?
 
OnyxOverdrive:

ACTIVATING SLEEPER...... CODE 429.... DOWNLOADING....WARNING WARNING! ACTIVATION COMPLETE

Oh ... No ... You're ... MELTING ... You're ... BS ... Factor ... is ... is ... is ... is ... is ... is ...
 
And salty. Don't forget salty.

And, not strangely enough, lacking completely in any other vitamin, mineral, or other nutrient foreign or domestic.
 
Not anymore. Gave up the salt and now I strive to fill my day with foreign and domestic nutrients, vitamins, and minerals.
 
is that my shit on your Depends or are you just pleased to see me?

Nope. That would be your waste on your adult diapers. However, I'm always pleased to see you. Don't know why. I think it is I'm an optimist. Always and forever hopeful that I'll figure out what it is about you that makes me think you have something worthwhile and of interest to me. I know sometimes I find you humorous. You dancing around in your adult diapers thinking you were invisible was very humorous.
 
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