What's new
Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Were the two parent bears in a loveless marriage?

headvoid

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
If they did have sex, were they in the bed that was too hard, or the bed that was too soft?

How did baby bear ever come to pass in this house?
 
Immacculate Conception?
 
They grinned and bared it.
 
Daddy bear said "it's much too hard"

Mummy bear went all soft.
 
Stupid bitch should've counted herself lucky. How many bears get to live in a nice house and eat porridge for breakfast? It's like something out of a fairytale!
 
The porridge was baby bear's afterbirth.
 
So the house was paid for by the Church of Scientology, whoop dee doo! Who gives a bibble? Gabba gabba hey!
 
What's to say they weren't three bears, huh?
 
The fact that they would eat porridge for breakfast?
 
Bet they wouldn't have minded if there was a hot twink in their bed!
 
YOu have all changed my lovely thread into a gay fest.

I meanwhile was taking it down the much more high brow pr0n route.

You are all sick individuals
 
I just said something about afterbirth, not huge bear cocks.
 
I think the too hot/too cold dichotomy is a metaphor for their failed marriage. Papa Bear likes it hot, while Mama Bear has become cold over the years. It's only their "just right" child that keeps them together. Any stranger in the household is burned by Papa Bear's intensity and chilled by Mama Bear's hostility.
 
So strangers are drawn into bed with baby bear instead, driven into a world they'd never dreamed of but which feels "just right" when embraced.
 
Mama bear's porridge was yummy.
 
sex lol
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top