What a bunch of losers...

[Alucard]

...you all appear to be.

Yet here I am, calling you all a bunch of losers.

What does that make me?

Anyway, fuck it.

 

[Alucard]

I forgot to add...TITS! HOLY SHIT, Y'ALL!!!!

BIG OL TITTIES...!

TITS. I LOVE TITS.

AND TITS LOVE ME. YES THEY DO.

 

[Tyrant]

 

[jack]

Welcome new poster Alucard. What's your name mean?

 

[Tyrant]

Dracula, backwards.

 

[Dracula]

Son...is that...you?

Your mother said you were...God, she may not have even been your mother. Fucking whore.

Anyway...want to play catch in the park?

 

[jack]

Whoa, for once, I got pwned LOL

 

[Alucard]

Not sure what any of you are saying. I'm still pretty drunk.

I know a lot of you are probably older farts, like in your thirties or whatever.

That's cool and all, but last night, shit, my friends and I started round eight. Things got off the hook by three when I took a hit of some shit from this bitch with a swastika on her right tittie.

Anyway, I have a flash of fucking somebody last night, then black. Might of even been someTHING. Need to check the lunch meat...

Anyway, fuck, it was awesome.

 

[Tyrant]

:gagh:

 

[Dracula]

"Might of?"

What the fuck does that mean?