What advantages does being awake have over being asleep?

[CaptainWacky]

I really can't think of any.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You can see the TV instead of just hearing it as it seeps into your head and steers your dreams.

 

[FBI parte due]

It's harder to pleasure yourself when you're asleep.

 

[Cassie]

It's hard to read when you're asleep.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A friend of mine strokes himself in his sleep. Like, every night, like clockwork, while in a deep sleep state.

 

[Mentalist]

A friend of mine used to bounce up and down whilst headbutting his pillow over and over again whilst dead asleep. Those were a tough three months I spent living at his place during my wondering years.

 

[Gagh]

YOU CAN ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY WANK AND SHIT (AND BY SHIT, I MEAN DO OTHER STUFF, NOT ACTUALLY SHIT, BUT YOU CAN ACTUALLY SHIT IF YOU WANT OR NEED TO ACTUALLY SHIT, OF COURSE).

And you can watch Morecambe & Wise reruns over Xmas only instead of IN YOUR DREAMS AT ANY RANDOM MOMENT

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wanking when you're tired is just a chore.

 

[Tisiphone]

I've been told that, on occassion, I laugh in my sleep.

 

[CaptainWacky]

By the TICKLE MONSTER?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

A friend of mine strokes himself in his sleep. Like, every night, like clockwork, while in a deep sleep state.

Wow, living with Wolfy really is a nightmare.

Don't forget you can have a whole orgasm without even touching yourself while asleep.

 

[headvoid]

I wonder if mr Tickle can actually wank without making himself giggle

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd like to find out!