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What advantages does being awake have over being asleep?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I really can't think of any.
 
You can see the TV instead of just hearing it as it seeps into your head and steers your dreams.
 
It's harder to pleasure yourself when you're asleep.
 
It's hard to read when you're asleep.
 
A friend of mine strokes himself in his sleep. Like, every night, like clockwork, while in a deep sleep state.
 
A friend of mine used to bounce up and down whilst headbutting his pillow over and over again whilst dead asleep. Those were a tough three months I spent living at his place during my wondering years.
 
YOU CAN ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY WANK AND SHIT (AND BY SHIT, I MEAN DO OTHER STUFF, NOT ACTUALLY SHIT, BUT YOU CAN ACTUALLY SHIT IF YOU WANT OR NEED TO ACTUALLY SHIT, OF COURSE).

And you can watch Morecambe & Wise reruns over Xmas only instead of IN YOUR DREAMS AT ANY RANDOM MOMENT
 
Wanking when you're tired is just a chore.
 
I've been told that, on occassion, I laugh in my sleep.
 
By the TICKLE MONSTER?
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
A friend of mine strokes himself in his sleep. Like, every night, like clockwork, while in a deep sleep state.

Wow, living with Wolfy really is a nightmare.

Don't forget you can have a whole orgasm without even touching yourself while asleep.
 
I wonder if mr Tickle can actually wank without making himself giggle
 
I'd like to find out!
 
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