What Americans Say When Aliens Attack

[Gonad]

Nothing. Because they're all dead, because after the fighter jets didn't work, and before they decided to use the ulra-nifty virus approach, they attempted to NUKE all the alien ships, which just happened to be sitting atop all the most populous cities, and with a fallout of far more range than the alien's destructive attacks.

Of course, the nukes were useless against the alien shields, but the mission wasn't aborted in time because they assumed that the hits were successful.

 

[Gonad]

Thank you. As I was mentioning, I just watched this move last night, and enjoyed it immensely for all the right and wrong reasons.

 

[Gonad]

Aggh! I meant to put "aliens'" and not "alien's".

 

[BLANK_SKAN]

if scans were aliens then a virus would kill us and we would die as they did. but we are not aliens but allies like the brits. we don't talk funny like they do though.

Have a twinkie new friends of the skans

 

[Gonad]

Are you the ones that were waving the spears in victory at the fallen spaceship? Oh, wait. Those were the AFRICANS.

 

[BLANK_SKAN]

i have not seen afri-skan but he will come. would you like to meet him? we will all arrange introductions in this forum if that is your wish

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEY'RE USING OUR SATTELITTES AGAINST US

 

[Gonad]

No, I will meet afri_skan and his/her partner, skan_bait in the Skanlands.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

THEY DANCE THE SKAN-SKAN IN A BIG CHORUS LINE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHOOPITY FUCK