"What are grits anyway?"

[CaptainWacky]

I said that a few weeks ago. Harold Saxon reads the Mine Field?

 

[Gagh]

ASK 'MY COUSIN VINNY'!

 

[CaptainWacky]

LET'S ALL COMPLAIN ABOUT THE USE OF A POP SONG WHILE WE'RE HERE.

 

[whisky]

They used to eat them on the beverley hillbillies, so whatever it is, it must be cheap

 

[Gagh]

They used to eat them on the beverley hillbillies, so whatever it is, it must be cheap

Yes, but they also used to eat THE FLESH OF NAZIS on that show.

 

[whisky]

Ellie May, throw another piece of Himler onto the fancy eating table!

 

[Cassie]

I love grits, it's ground corn. Also known as polenta.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Ground corn doesn't sound appetising, but I'll take your word for it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This was supposed to be a Doctor Who thread, by the way.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It was good in parts, but annoying in others, just like all RTD scripts.

LOVED the bits showing Gallifrey!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why didn't they just use the teleporter at the start instead of running?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The same reason a bunch of trained marksmen missed a bloody car not ten meters away, with the few bullets they did get on target merely bouncing off.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet his wife is revealed to be pregnant at the end and the scan of the baby shows THREE HEARTS OMG

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I bet he escapes at the end of the ep shouting "I'll get you next time, Gadget!" and it'll be a funny reference to our childhoods so it doesn't matter that it doesn't really make sense.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then he stops for a gay kiss with Owen Harper.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"Are you asking me out on a date?" - Gay reference of the week

 

[Cassie]

Then he smears his naked body with GRITS and lies down and waits for reavers to come lick it off him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"You too, huh?"

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh yeah... so basically everyone who meets the Doc falls in love with him.

 

[Ishcabittle]

i like to eat my grits in singular, one grit at a time.