What are the best ultimatums

[moocey]

to give on teh internets?

I say tits or GTFO.

 

[The Amazing Messenger]

Get the split splam spiletty sploof before Clinton drops the funk bomb inside Putin's nose purple monkey dishwasher.

 

[jack]

Fuck you in the neck.

Deeply and repeatedly.

 

[Elrod]

Sooooon...

 

[jack]

Shut up, JackDancer. No one gives a shit about your feeble attempts at trolling.

 

[Elrod]

doo doo doodoodoo

 

[moocey]

Fuck you in the neck.

Deeply and repeatedly.

I'm intrigued. Please tell me more about neck fucking.:snack:

 

[Kitty]

LOL op:

 

[jack]

I'm intrigued. Please tell me more about neck fucking.:snack:

Neck fucking? That's easy. You hold the victims head and force your cock deeply and repeatedly down their epiglottis.

Uh oh, I've had too much wine and am having too much fun. We are celebrating my birfday with a big cookout and I'm eating steak and corn on the cob and roasted peppers and lots of Dynamite Merlot.

 

[jack]

Plus I love everyone but Elrod and asshole Hero.

 

[Gagh]

The best ever, in terms of irony is STILL HeroicFool's.

I am a veteran of the armed forces and of a war.

I would turn you inside out.

Name a time and place.

Aimed at Messenger after the fake-death bollocks / Sadi whines bollocks a few years back (now deleted, sadly).

 

[Jack's Dad]

Neck fucking? That's easy. You hold the victims head and force your cock deeply and repeatedly down their epiglottis.

Uh oh, I've had too much wine and am having too much fun. We are celebrating my birfday with a big cookout and I'm eating steak and corn on the cob and roasted peppers and lots of Dynamite Merlot.

All while posting? True talent sir!

 

[jack]

 

[moocey]

Neck fucking? That's easy. You hold the victims head and force your cock deeply and repeatedly down their epiglottis.

That just sounds like plain ol' cocksucking.:sperm::sperm:

 

[Lilac]

Except cocksucking tends to be an activity that both parties consent to.
Neck fucking, not so much by the fuckee.

 

[Hero1000]

Shut up, JackDancer. No one gives a shit about your feeble attempts at trolling.

jeez, you sound so vexed

 

[Elrod]

d00d!

*high five, hugs*

 

[Hero1000]

s'up? I went to the beach for the long weekend

 

[Elrod]

You didn't bring a laptop with you? Jack posted here during his birthday party... now that's dedication!

 

[Elrod]

Or he didn't and I'm "pwned". Either way, he's a winner!