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What are you giving up for Lent?

jack

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
I'm giving up posting genitalia references.
 
LOL!!! What a sad little man. Why don't you give up posting altogether? No one would be so pathetic as to comparably state that their New Year's resolution was to be a better poster or to have more karma.

Get a life.
 
What's fun about parody threads is when trolls do the tarbaby thing with them. Thanks for being such a fan, X. :bigass:
 
I don't practice. Therefore, I don't deny myself the finer things in life.

People NEED their vices.
 
I gave up being Catholic for Lent one year. That pretty much wrapped things up.
 
We had mahi mahi wrapped in parchment once. That was awesome.
 
TK
 
I've given up giving up things... although - and this is ENTIRELY coincidental - I'm quitting carbonated drinks today, getting a bone density scan, and going back in a year to see the difference a year without makes.

Oh, and I'm getting my PSA levels checked. Just to be sure.

Should be fun!
 
Cheap beer.
 
jack said:
What's fun about parody threads is when trolls do the tarbaby thing with them. Thanks for being such a fan, X. :bigass:
LOL! I'm a fan!

Say jack, you've made .... 5 threads about me today. While you don't break your current record of about 11, you sure are trying, aren't you?
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A secret.
 
What's Lent?
 
All of a sudden, my feet got really, really hot. And not the tops, just the bottoms.

Strange.
 
Well, for the next year, I'm not going to go back in time and bet on sporting events.
 
I, the great and wonderful TROLL KINGDOM, will not give anything up to this "Lent"!
 
I'm giving up hetero sex in favor of gay SUPerior sex!! I'm all about sacrifice!
 
Troll Kingdom said:
I, the great and wonderful TROLL KINGDOM, will not give anything up to this "Lent"!

We of TK humbly ask that YOU give up yer LIFE!!
 
MessengerX said:
LOL! I'm a fan!

Say jack, you've made .... 5 threads about me today. While you don't break your current record of about 11, you sure are trying, aren't you?
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I'd give up X for lent, but I'm not even Catholic :bigass:
 
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