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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

I have done this
Showered, had breakfast, went and visited my mom, came home and waited for friend to call to look at GTO's brake light problem, got tired of waiting for call and started painting window in master bedroom, got 3/4 the way done he calls and is right outside, finished up window and cleaned up, went outside and friend checked out brake light problem says I need a turn signal switch, show him house, he leaves I go inside and begin painting again, 3 hours of painting baseboards door frame and ceiling edge, take another shower, go to Jimmy Johns and have lunch, go to Walgreens for aspirin and sweet tea, go home, take a nap for 2 hours, wake up and go on internet, look at pictures of the avenging narwhal playset, check fantasy baseball teams, come here and write this. I hope your life is more fullfilled now.
 
cleaning up the weeds in the garden I neglected when I was hiding in the basement drinking home made lemonade and cursing the ancestors who got off the boat at Bi-polar Weather Land.
 
Well, I woke up to dog doodoo in my dining room, so I was cleaning that up at 4:30, so that was fun. Now I'm at work BORED OF COURSE, fucking around on Tumblr because that shit cracks me up.
 
I am plant sitting. And I had my high school Reunion this weekend. And the house I am watching, I was swinging in the hammock and it broke! Now I am in pain. I guess it was just a sitting hammock, not to be swung on. : ( ( no I don't have a fat ass)
 
I'm listening to music to block out the sound of a children's program (and the children) at the library I'm at.
 
I am not.

I was trying to think of a Luigi/Ice thread for CaptainWacky, but I have not come up with anything good.
 
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