What blunt instrument would you use to batter Graham Norton to death with?

[Fuddlemiff]

Everyone's friends with that Tom, Wacky. He's the scourge of Myspace. Well. He's a scourge.

I'd batter Graham Norton with a Fisher Price children's chip battering set.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I would kill him normally, go back in time and then beat him to death with his own corpse, smiling as the entire universe dissolves into a delicious paradox.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd probably just slap him a few times, to be honest.