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What do you do in the time spent waiting for the Karma box to come up?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
After clicking the masks?

I WRITE A 200 PAGE SCREENPLAY.
 
FLICK MY BEAN.
 
I list every one of my faults as a human being.
 
I sit there going "why is this taking so long, oh somebody has a gif in their sig, great. Hmm Joe Biden."
 
I visit Twitter and speculate on why each of the top ten trends might be trending. 20 minutes later I remember I was reading TK, notice the karma box has come up, but can't recall the "witty" comment I'd planned to make.
 
I skin up and smoke a whole joint and I am a famously slow skinner upperrer
 
I watch feminist vlogs on youtube, and FLICK MY BEAN.
 
What does that mean?
 
Don't ask the questions you can't have unanswered brother David.
 
I flick my bean while making feminist vlogs while I'm waiting for the karma box to come up.
 
<----- I like to stroke my fish too.
 
Row Row Row your cabbage!
 
Cabbage floating on a river of melted butter. Mmmmm
 
I make hot dogs and lament the lack of sauerkraut in the house.
 
I try to count home many times Just Bieber has said the word "baby" in his life.
 
I imagine Justin saying "Daddy" over and over, his voice muffled as his face is buried deep in the pillow.
 
I imagine a life with bedroom doors, no park benches and rainbow colored unicorns.
 
I meditate on the Oneness of the Universe.
 
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