What do you do when you tell everyone that you are dying

[Love Child]

But then you don't die?

 

[Love Child]

I'm not talking about Neon either.

 

[Love Child]

But then this guy says, "well, the doctor told me I could eat whatever I want because at this point it doesn't matter.

 

[Love Child]

His family is like totally waiting for him to die.

 

[Loktar]

Um...something something Jesus? Idk I thinking of becoming a priest, I should have a better answer for that.

 

[Ilyanna]

What do you do when you tell everyone that you are dying
But then you don't die?

Usually something like "Oops, just that time of month again, no worries."

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

That's kind of morbid, really, but it sounds like he has some real staying power.