What does it mean

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
When you shit for like an hour, and you get up and there's long stringy stuff (intestines?) hanging out of your rectum?
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Use something besides TP to wipe
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Means you've had too many cocks up there...or not enough.
 

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
^^Shall I have a mate try to stuff the hanging matter (intestines?) back in my rectum with his cock?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I get those things too. Are you sure they're not hairs?
 

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Ohhh...yeah! They did look a little thin to be intestines!

Thanks Wacky! You've save my life! I owe you either of the following:

1. A round of golf at the R&A St. Andrew's olde course
2. Sex with a fat prostitute.

Pick yer poison, mate.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I think it's probably undigested shredded pork. Just eat it again, and chew twenty times.
 
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