What does your porn collection say about you?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Mine says I wish I were young again.








...NO, YOU PERVS, NOT THAT YOUNG!

 

[Yub]

I don't have any porn.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So what does that say about you?

 

[Yub]

Either I'm asexual or a red hot love machine for one special woman. Either way I'm a robot.

 

[whisky]

My porn suggests I like lesbians and outdoor sex, and a combination of the two is even better

 

[Tisiphone]

Mine suggests I like threesomes and blowjobs. Giving them, that is. Unless I'm wearing a strapon.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Mine suggests I like exhibitionism and unexpected nudity.

 

[Tisiphone]

But is nudity ever really unexpected in porn?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Not all my porn is manufactured, some is just snapshots of surprise nudity at parties and such. Sometimes I like that kind of thing more than stilted looking porn shoots.

 

[WillsZenith]

Mine says I like to tie up asians and sprinkle them in special sauce...

 

[Coyote Ugly]

Mine says I like to do blondes doggy-style.

 

[Cassie]

I don't have a porn collection, and that says I'M ON DIAL UP BITCHES.

 

[Gagh]

I don't have any porn.

Same as him.

I think I have no more than 20 nudes of attractive women saved on my HD (mostl just topless), and plenty of clothed pics of Kelly Brook. Never bothered with porn.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't like porn.

 

[Aquehonga]

You don't wanna know