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What does your porn collection say about you?

Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Mine says I wish I were young again.








...NO, YOU PERVS, NOT THAT YOUNG!
 
I don't have any porn.
 
So what does that say about you?
 
Either I'm asexual or a red hot love machine for one special woman. Either way I'm a robot.
 
My porn suggests I like lesbians and outdoor sex, and a combination of the two is even better
 
Mine suggests I like threesomes and blowjobs. Giving them, that is. Unless I'm wearing a strapon.
 
Mine suggests I like exhibitionism and unexpected nudity.
 
But is nudity ever really unexpected in porn?
 
Not all my porn is manufactured, some is just snapshots of surprise nudity at parties and such. Sometimes I like that kind of thing more than stilted looking porn shoots.
 
Mine says I like to tie up asians and sprinkle them in special sauce...
 
Mine says I like to do blondes doggy-style.
 
I don't have a porn collection, and that says I'M ON DIAL UP BITCHES.
 
Yub said:
I don't have any porn.
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Same as him.

I think I have no more than 20 nudes of attractive women saved on my HD (mostl just topless), and plenty of clothed pics of Kelly Brook. Never bothered with porn.
 
I don't like porn.
 
You don't wanna know:eek:
 
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