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keekeen

keekeen

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I've never seen so many dimwits try so hard in my internet life. Here's a little piece of advice:

1st Rule of the Internet: Never overplay your hand.

2nd Rule of the Internet: Never overplay your hand.

3rd Rule of the Internet: Act dumber than you really are.

4th Rule of the Internet: Cover your traces.

5th Rule of the Internet: More importantly, cover your ass.

Any questions?
 
I work by a simpler set of rules:

1st Rule of the Internet: Read, understand, and study all other rules. Then ignore them.
 
keekeen said:
I've never seen so many dimwits try so hard in my internet life. Here's a little piece of advice:

1st Rule of the Internet: Never overplay your hand.

2nd Rule of the Internet: Never overplay your hand.

3rd Rule of the Internet: Act dumber than you really are.

4th Rule of the Internet: Cover your traces.

5th Rule of the Internet: More importantly, cover your ass.

Any questions?
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Oh dont mind me dear, just a silly lady headed to the kitchen to make sandwiches for you men while you discuss the important things here.

Rye or whole wheat?

;)
mm
 
keekeen said:
Yes, the test is, Will you survive the impending onslaught?
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Hm... that might be the "test" but the question becomes 'do I care?'

MM, you got any turkey and bacon for that sandwich, babe?
 
I'd like turkey and bacon...with a bit of lettuce and a hint of tomato..just a dab of mayo on lightly toasted wheat bread
And a tall glass of 2% milk to wash it down


Please
 
I'd eat off mm's floor if she asked.

But she's too much of a lady to ever request it, so the point is moot.
 
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