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WHAT HAPPENED TO NOG'S LEG?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

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I RECKON LEETA HID IT IN THE CLOSET AND WHEN ROM OPENED THE DOOR AND STARED AT IT WITH HIS DUMBFOUNDED FACE AND SAID "WHAT IS DIS LEG DOING IN HERE LEETA MY LOVELY CHESTED WIFE?" LEETA SHOVED HIM INSIDE VIOLENTLY AND SAID "IT'S TO REMIND YOU OF YOUR FAILURES AS A FATHER AND A HUSBAND, FUCKFACE!" AND LOCKED THE DOOR THEN INVITED AN ENDLESS STREAM OF MEN TO PLEASURE HER IN THEIR MARITAL BED AS ROM WAS FORCED TO LISTEN FROM THE CLOSET AND SHE EVEN HAD MORN AND SAID "YOU HAVE TWO COCKS IN ADDITION TO TWO STOMACHS? COOL!" AND MORN FINALLY BROKE HIS SILENCE TO SAY "YEAH, BABY, GROOVY!" IN AN OUT OF PLACE AUSTIN POWERS IMPERSONATION WHICH TURNED LEETA OFF SO SHE INVITED NOG HIMSELF INTO THE BED AND JUST AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO LET HIM CRAWL UP INSIDE HER SHE SLAPPED HIM HARD IN THE FACE AND SAID "NAH, NOT EVEN A LOOSE BAJORAN LIKE ME WOULD LET A ONE-LEGGED FREAK LIKE YOU TOUCH ME!" AND BURNED HIS FALSE LEG AND CLOTHES AND NOG HOPPED OUT ONTO THE PROMENADE NAKED AND CRYING UNTIL ODO SAID "CHRIST WHAT A LOSER" WHILE TRYING TO SHAPESHIFT HIS FIST INTO THE SHAPE OF MAJOR KIRA'S VAGINA AND IN THE END LEETA FORGOT ABOUT ROM IN THE CLOSET AND HE STARVED TO DEATH AND HIS LAST WORD WAS "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOGIE!"
 
SHE HAD SEX WITH A GIANT MUTATED TRIBBLE WHICH HAD TEN COCKS GROWING OUT OF IT AND SHE MOVED AROUND THE TRIBBLE TAKING EACH COCK IN TURN BUT JAKE SISKO SAW THIS AND DECIDED TO DISGUISE HIS COCK AS A TRIBBLE COCK AND HID INSIDE THE TRIBBLE BUT WHEN SHE GOT TO HIS COCK SHE SAID "YOU CAN GLUE ALL THE TRIBBLE FUR ON YOU WANT, BUT I'D KNOW THAT COCK ANYWHERE, JAKE SISKO!" AND JAKE SAID "SORRY!" AND SHE SAID "THAT'S OKAY, YOU CAN SHAGE ME ANYWAY!" SO HE DID BUT THEN BENJAMIN SISKO WALKED IN AND SAID "WHO USED ALL MY COCK GLUE!?"
 
THEN JAKE WAS ANGRY THAT HIS SEX BUZZ HAD BEEN RUINED BY HIS OLD MAN SO HE WENT TO QUARK AND SAID "YO, QUARK, HIT ME UP WTIH THE SICKEST SHIT YOU GOT ON THE HOLOSUITE, I NEED TO GET MY ROCKS OFF, YO!" AND QUARK SAID "YOU MEAN YOU WANT THE HORTA SEX PROGRAMME? JAKE THAT'S SOME MESSED UP SHIT, YOU SURE YOU CAN HANDLE IT, MY MAN?" AND JAKE SAID "FUCK'S SAKE QUARK I'M NOT A LITTLE KID ANYMORE LIKE I WAS WHEN I USED TO FUCK THE HOLOGRAPHIC JADZIA EVERY DAY ANYWAY THAT BITCH IS DEAD NOW I'M NOT INTO HOLOGRAPHIC NECROPHILIA OKAY YOU CUNT JUST GIVE ME THE HORTAS!" AND QUARK SAID "OKAY, OKAY, FINE, BUT YOU MOP UP THE JIZZ YOURSELF THIS TIME!" AND JAKE WINKED BUT THEN WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO DO IT WITH THE HORTA IN THE SICK PERVERTED WAY HORTAS DO IT THE HOLODECK MALFUNCTIONED AND SUDDENLY JAKE WAS BEING ASS-FUCKED BY A HOLOGRAM OF HIS OWN FATHER AND JACK WEPT THROUGHOUT AND QUARK ARRIVED AND COULD HAVE SAVED JAKE BUT HE ENJOYED WATCHING IT.
 
JAKE WENT TO EZRI FOR COUNSELLING, BUT EZRI POINTED OUT THAT HE WAS ABOUT TO TAKE A HUGE HORTA DICK UP THE ASS ANYWAY BUT JAKE SAID THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS TAKING THE HOLOCOCK OF HIS HOLODAD AND SAID IT WOULD BE LIKE IF EZRI FUCKED A HOLOGRAM OF KURZON AND EZRI BLUSHED AND JAKE SAID "NO WAY, YOU SICK BITCH, YO!" AND EZRI SAID "THE SPOTS GO ALL THE WAY DOWN" AND JUMPED RIGHT ONTO JAKE'S COCK (HE WAS NAKED) AND QUARK WAS WATCHING THROUGH THE VENTS BECAUSE HE'D BECOME SEXUALLY OBSESSED WITH JAKE NOW AND HE STARTED OOMAXING HIMSELF OFF LIKE CRAZY AND JAKE AND EZRI HEARD HIM BUT THEY KEPT FUCKING ANYWAY BECAUSE THEY LIKED THE IDEA OF HIM WATCHING THEM.
 
I THINK THE LEG ASKED MILA KUNIS FOR A DATE AND IN THE GLARING FACE OF POSSIBLE NEGATIVE PRESS ATTENTION SHE ACCEPTED BUT UNEXPECTEDLY FELL IN LOVE AND FUCKED THE LEG IN THE BACK OF A VOLKSWAGEN.
 
FAN'S OF NOG'S LEG ARE URGED TO PERFORM AN HISTORICAL SEARCH OF THE SITE, WHERE YOU WILL FIND REFERENCES FROM YOURS TRULY, AMONGST OTHERS.
 
EZRI TOLD JAKE NOT TO TELL ANYONE THAT HE'D FUCKED HER ROTTEN BECAUSE IT WAS UNPROFESSIONAL BUT HE WENT AND TOLD O'BRIEN TWO MINUTES LATER ANYWAY BECAUSE HE'S SUCH A DICK AND O'BRIEN THOUGHT TO HIMSELF "WELL KEIKO'S AWAY HUGGING TREES ON BAJOR, I'LL GET SOME WITH THE FIT YOUNG TRILL" AND SHOWED UP AT HER OFFICE AND SAID "I WANT SOME COUNSELLING BECAUSE OF THAT TIME I WAS IN PRISON FOR TWENTY YEARS AND KILLED A GUY REMEMBER THAT" AND SHE SAID "WELL, YEAH, BUT WHY ARE YOU NAKED?" AND HE SAID "FOR A SEXING, DEAR!" AND SHE SAID "DAMN IT, I CAN'T RESIST A NAKED IRISHMAN" AND STARTED FUCKING HIM BUT THEN WORF CAME IN AND THREW O'BRIEN OFF OF HER AND HIS COCK GOT TRAPPED IN THE VENT WHERE QUARK WAS STILL WATCHING AND QUARK WANKED OFF O'BRIEN WHILE WORF SAID "I NEED COUNSELLING FOR THAT TIME ALEXANDER WAS A HOMO AND ALSO MY COCK IS RIDGED, K'PLAH!" SO EZRI SET UP A TRAMPOLINE SO SHE COULD TAKE A RUN UP TO IT AND BOUNCE OFF IT AND ONTO HIS COCK BUT THEN MAJOR KIRA WALKED BY AND WORF'S ERECTION INSTANTLY WENT DOWN BECAUSE REALLY THAT FUCKING HAIRCUT AND EZRI CHANGED THE DIRECTION OF HER BOUNCE IN MID AIR AND LANDED ON O'BRIEN'S FAT BACK AS HE SCREAMED "MORE, QUARK, MORE, I'M GAY NOW!"
 
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