What I had for lunch

[Big Dick McGee]

A Banquet frozen meal for $1, it was "Smothered Meat Patty" with zesty sauce, corn and mashed potatoes.

Yes, it was identified as "meat". Not too bad.

 

[headvoid]

We have people on the telly in the UK who would examine your stools on telly and give you shit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or examine your shit and give you stools!