What I learned today

[Love Child]

I don't need to say hi to every customer I see outside of work. They may not even recognize you and may follow you until they realize how they know you. Creeeepy

 

[Cassie]

Flip them off instead!

 

[Dr Dave]

Saying hi to people you don't know outside of your friend group is overrated anyway.

 

[Mirah]

Well come on! What did you learn today?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Michelle Trachtenberg is nice.

 

[Mirah]

Michelle Trachtenberg is nice.

Well, see! There you go CaptainWacky! You get the gold star of the day.

 

[Seph]

I learned how to spell Dodecahedron.

 

[Cassie]

I learned that it's a bad idea to clench your buttocks around the police in New Mexico.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

1) Shit / Shinola.
2) Lord loves a working man.
3) Don't trust whitey.
4) See a doctor and get rid of it.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Michelle Trachtenberg is nice.

I learn this every day.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Even Opposite Day?

 

[tastybeefjerky]

Flip them off instead!

SUCK THEIR COCKS!! Saying "hi" is not required.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if they're girls?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

STRAP-ONS!

 

[Cassie]

I learned that I've visited this website 11,238 times.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How did you learn that?

 

[Seph]

yeah how?

 

[Cassie]

Firefox --> Tools --> Page Info --> Security -- Have I visited this website prior to today? Yes, 11,293 times

MAGIC

 

[Dr Dave]

There is no Beavers game today.

 

[Loktar]

There is no Beavers game today.

There hasn't been a Beavers game in loktar's area in 40 years.