What I Learned While Home Sick With the Flu

[Laker_Girl]

1. My new neighbors don't have jobs and apparently have a picture for every square inch of the one wall we share.

2. Nine times out of ten, "Jamal, you are NOT the father!" And LaKeshia don't know who her baby daddy is.

3. Reba is funny as are Fraiser and Becker.

4. A&E should change their name to The CSI: Miami Network.

5. Cable movie selections suck.

6. From roughly 3:00AM until roughly 7:00AM 500 of my 600+ cable channels are playing info-mercials.

7. Coyotes have a strange high pitched howl.

8. I live in an unreasonably quiet neigborhood, I'm now convinced my condo is haunted.

9. My teeth ache when I'm running a fever.

10. I only have one friend that will offer to pick me up something to eat so I don't have to cook for my sick self.

 

[Maylie]

Dang, L_G ...learning more than you need or want to know about the people around you..EKKK!

Hope you are feeling better soon and can get your freedom back....

 

[Laker_Girl]

Thank you Ru and I am feeling swell. :bigass: I went out today and got my acrylics filled and a pedicure, did a little shopping at Target and tomorrow I will treat myself to a little shopping at Bed, Bath & Beyond and I might even get my sorry ass up in time to go to church.

 

[Sarek]

Ah, religion. The one true way to screw up a perfectly good Sunday.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Things seem to take a downward spiral in my life when I go to church but I keep trying. The "God hates me" experiment continues.

 

[Enkephalen]

Wait a minute! You have the flu and a fever, and you still went out in public and to church to spread your flu on the rest of society? Excellent form of revenge.

 

[Laker_Girl]

No, no, no I got sick with the flu LAST weekend and now I'm just a little run down, I still have a nasty cough, and a stuffy nose. I'm no longer contagious and please, my finger nails and toe nails were looking tore back, I had to get them done, sick or not.

 

[Enkephalen]

That's true. Yes, there are some things that we, as women, must have taken care of, even on our death beds.

 

[Laker_Girl]

^^You feel me.