What if Aunt May had become the herald of Galactus?

[Yub]

You get this disturbing image:

 

[whisky]

The silver haired surfer

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I'm pretty sure I didn't need that right now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why...why...

 

[Loktar]

You get this disturbing image:

Disturbingly hot you meant right?

I've never seen Aunt May look so hot.

*faps*

 

[The Dork Lord]

Stan Lee is rolling over in his grave.

 

[Tisiphone]

Stan Lee sleeps in a coffin?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was Jarvis a skrull when Aunt May was banging him? Did she know?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Actually it looks like George Carlin made it to Heaven after all.

Hmph. Ironic.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Was Jarvis a skrull when Aunt May was banging him? Did she know?

Dr. Octopus too.

 

[Shitty Dual]

Gold skin does wonders for boob sag.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did Doc Ock use the arms in bed with May?

 

[Dershocka]

Did he ever!

 

[Yub]

The thought of robotic multiple penetration octogenarian porn is .... well, odd and disturbing. And not in a good way.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Isn't Dock Ock quite a bit younger than May?

 

[The Dork Lord]

He likes the older ladies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He could have any woman he wanted.