What if I were to say to you

[starguard]

That Messenger was my dual

 

[jack]

I like Mess' troll better.

 

[I am Dan Brown]

I would have said that you are dabbling with things ruled by a power greater than you can possibly imagine.

As my old friend the Queen said to another good friend of mine Paul Barrell Roll - there are powers in this country, dark powers and they may at any point stop the flow of spice. but I digress

 

[Sarek]

^You're also retarded. But hey, who's paying attention anyway right?

 

[I am Dan Brown]

Clearly not you. I suspect you have a secret handshake yes? and like to rub your trousers furiously?

 

[Sarek]

Nope.

Care to try again?

 

[I am Dan Brown]

Do you make funny hand signals to men in uniform?

 

[jack]

Secret hand signals.

 

[Sarek]

Do you make funny hand signals to men in uniform?

Nope.

Care to try again?

 

[I am Dan Brown]

Mmmmm. There is something here though. I suspect there are powers within this world that may attempt to take control of the air, land and sea. They prey on those weak of brain and force them to dress in funny uniforms

Tell me, Do "they" make you dress in funny uniforms?

 

[Tyrant]

Look at his title. I think this is a dead end, Dan.

 

[Sarek]

^Stop creating more lame duals.

 

[Tyrant]

They're not lame.

 

[I am Dan Brown]

Mmm, now he's avoiding my question. i suspect they have control of the entire brain stem now.

Do you regularly get Whooshing sounds overhead Mr Sarek?

 

[Sarek]

They're not lame.

Yes they are.

Mmm, now he's avoiding my question. i suspect they have control of the entire brain stem now.

Do you regularly get Whooshing sounds overhead Mr Sarek?

Yes.

But I work by an airport. So there's a logical explanation for it.

Now shut the fuck up dual.

 

[Tyrant]

No they're not.

 

[Sarek]

Yes, they are.

 

[Tyrant]

No, they're not.

 

[Sarek]

Yes they are.

 

[Tyrant]

No they're not.