What if Jack Bauer was on the Lost plane?

[Big Dick McGee]

The show would be over in a day. Jack would crash the plane into The Others, then he'd ambush a polar bear and torture it until it revealed all the secrets of the island. Then he'd walk to Los Angeles, underwater, like Godzilla.*














*I can't take credit for this, someone in Wizard magazine wrote that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How could he crash the plane into the others when the plane crashed before they even knew about the others?

 

[Mentalist]

Jack is always one step ahead.

 

[Cassie]

Then Hurley ate Jack, the end.