What if Jesus was like Gene Rodenberry...

[CaptainWacky]

And he actually wrote the bible just to make lots of money and get women to go to bed with him, rather than spread a message of peace and love and prime directives?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I think L. Ron Hubbard is a better analogy. Jesus was just writing sci-fi and these people took it all serious so he was like, "What the fuck, I'll start a religion. I have nothing better to do." then he got massively stoned and started making shit up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It wasn't even Jesus though, it was his fucking disciples who thought "I know, we'll see he's the Son Of God, tee hee!" after he died and somehow fooled the pope into believing it.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Sort of like "the Life of Brian."

Brian: "You are all individuals!"

crowd: "We are all individuals!"

lone voice: "I'm not!"

crowd: "He's not!"

 

[Mandi]

I think all the disciples got really high and just started writing a bunch of bullshit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEah and the nights who say "neep" were in on it even though they were in Holy Grail not life of Brain as I just remembered lgksa