WHAT IF PAC-MAN WAS INDIAN?

[Mentalist]

THAT WOULD BE SO RACIST.

 

[Gagh]

Yes, he went round the board going "BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT" LIKE THEY DO IN KABBADDIDIDIDIDIA !

 

[curiousa2z]

is there a LEGO Indian yet?

 

[whisky]

Paki-man?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Aunt Jemina

 

[Ishcabittle]

Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Instead of cherries, he would gobble up bowls of chicken tikka masala.

 

[Cassie]

Or it would rain every time you played. OH WRONG INDIANS

 

[Ishcabittle]

Who would he chase? Ghosts, no. He would chase cows, but when he was about to eat one, he backs off and you score bonus points for respecting the holy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He chases American tech support people and steals their headsets.

 

[Ishcabittle]

AND THEIR JOBS!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

is there a LEGO Indian yet?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CURRY VINDALEGOO?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WRONG INDIAN

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why do we have two groups of people called "Indians" anyway, it's stupid.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I think it was a mistake done by some stupid white dude back in the 1400s or something. White people suck.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why did it stick? Didn't they eventually realise "hey, we're not in India after all!"

 

[Cassie]

They didn't have computers to instantly communicate through the series of tubes back to teh homeland and queen whatserface that they were not in fact in Inda but somewhere completely different IMO

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

[Cliff Claven] Well the area from Columbus' time was eventually named the West Indies, hence the name Indian was popularized for just about anyone born in North or South America. [/Cliff Claven]

White folk are too lazy to say West Indian I guess.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WEST INDIAN = BLACK NEGROID