What if Shrek and Donkey were merged into one entity, in a transporter accident?

[CaptainWacky]

THERE'S BE NO STOPPING THEM/HIM! :kitty:

 

[Gagh]

It would be sexy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It would be Scottish...but black!

 

[Mentalist]

I've never seen Shrek.

 

[Gagh]

Like Ainsley Harriot, who should be the next James Bond

"LADIES AND GENTLEMAN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 007 LIKES IT SHAKEN AND STIRRED WHAT AM I LIKE LOL I GOT SHOT"

 

[CaptainWacky]

MENTY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

GAGH, YES.

 

[Dr Dave]

Shrek is a good movie.

 

[Mentalist]

So is a close up 2 hour shot of my cock.

 

[Dr Dave]

wasent that movie directed by Gagh ?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No it was directed by a FIT BIRD.

 

[Mentalist]

ROUND OF ARCHERS FOR THE LADIES IS IT?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm going to Yoshi station to pick up some new eggs, sorry

 

[Gagh]

YOSHI station? DAMN, WHAT ABOUT THESE POWER CONVNEKNRKJEERRRETMNTERS?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES AS IN YOSHI FROM MARIO IF YOU GET ME