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What if the island needs a fixed number of people on it?

whisky

Boobie inspector
Could be that the island needs 108 people on it at all times.

Ok theory time.

The black rock crashes on the island, all but 108 of the people on board die, but after that the survivors never age.

Two of them die, through an accident, or the black smoke, the island is out of balance again.

The dharma team arrive, but there are too many, all but Ben are killed, but they are still one short, Henry Gale dies when he lands his balloon, so then Desmond is shipwrecked.

This island is in balance, but women cant give birth, because that would throw the island out of balance again.

Ben, not knowing about the balance, brings in Juliet to try and make sure some of the women survive their pregnancies, but that brings the island out of balance again.

In order to make up for Juilets presence, Ben is given cancer by the island.

Then flight 815 crashes, hugly throwing the island out of balance, smokey picks off a few, and the survivors and others fight it out thining out both their numbers.

Balance is restored, now the boat comes and takes people home, balance is off, somehow Jack begins to realise this, and thats why he wants them all to go back.
 
it's crazy, but it just might work!!
 
I make an awesome nihilistic post and you have to ruin it with your lost fanboyism.

Curse you!
 
Well if you are a nihilist shouldnt you like being frustrated?
 
Well if you are a nihilist shouldnt you like being frustrated?

When did I say I didn't like it?

Edit: btw, you have some funny ideas about nihilism.
 
Maybe. I don't really buy the theory some have that only "bad" people die on the island. Okay, Ana Lucia, Eko, Charlie, Nikki and Paulo had all killed people so they could be "bad" but what did Boone, Shannon, Libby, Arzt etc do to deserve to die?
 
OMG IT IS SO OBVIOUS MR CLOUT MAN:
they all had double consonants in their names!

except Arzt, who I cant remember anyway so he clearly deserves to be written out.
 
Arzt had a triple consonant! Clearly he had to go.

I don't think the island actually cares about how good or bad people are, I think maybe it cares more about how useful they are.
 
I think the Island is biding its time before coming out of the closet.
 
Oh please. The Island is obviously a straight male who's probably about 15.

Oh look, Kate's wearing a white shirt again. Oh look, it's started to rain. And she's in the rain. In her white shirt.

EVERY TIME.
 
she's going to come back just as Jack and Juliet kiss...guaran-fucking-tee it.
 
And spend another episode trekking through the forest to join Sawyer again.
 
Then when she arrives Sawyer is fucking Claire...so she kills Claire and steals Aaron. That's how it happens!
 
[Adopted] Sonuvva BITCH!!
 
But then she later finds out about the "Sawyer has to sleep with every woman on the island or he'll explode" thing and forgives him...but he's already gotten Claire, Juliet, Charlotte and Sunn pregnant (Sunn has twins!)
 
"Rose, where are ya darl...?"
 
I'd dig up Shannon and Nikki too (but Ana Lucia and Libby can stay buried...on this island.)
 
PREDICTION: Sawyer beds the Hurley bird in further revenge at Kate, while a 30 year old Walt goes down on Jack for mysterious reasons that will be left hanging for 2 seasons.

All of the above happens in a previously unknown hatch containing a meticulous recreation of CITV's Fun House. Later, one of Paulo's beard hairs is discovered, revealing he'd known all about the place but hadn't bloody bothered to mention it.
 
ART ATTACK HATCH DISOVERED IN SEASON 8
 
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