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What if the only thing you like doing is sitting?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Should you just sit for the rest of your life?
 
You need to do the exact opposite.
 
Strangely enough, sitting is exactly what I like doing most.
 
but what about when you have a fatal heart attack and realise you've wasted your life sitting? You'll feel silly then.
 
AAAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!

Caught you out - how could you feel silly if there is no afterlife?

Ah?
Uh?
Ah?

*smug stupid grin*
 
I sat in front of a computer doing good work and talking to you fine people. It wasn't such a waste.
 
You feel silly DURING the heart attack! :rolleyes:
 
Awww.

I wasted time talking to people on TBBS only to be clanged or nerooned.
 
Everything happens for a reason. If we hadn't spent all that time in Misc and the Lounges at Trek, then LoNAF, TK, R/EFCL, and about 20 other boards would never have existed.
 
Did Jade Goody happen for a reason?
 
So all the other racists in England could lay low and let her take the heat?

And maybe to cause a nuclear strike from India or Pakistan. Time will tell LOL WERE ALL DEAD

I think Jade should be present at Bush's State of the Union address tonight, so the two most hated figures in the world are in one room.
 
I can't wait to hear what Jon Stewart says about Bush's speech.
 
Exercise releases endorphins into your brain, makes wanking better (allegedly)
 
Motivation!
 
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